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''I can't believe you bailed on us last night, seriously, when mom tells me I can't play I tell that b*** to shut up,' chad boasted.

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The new space jam had to change most of the characters appearances because of legal trouble.

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At 65, I feel very empty.

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"Babe I wanna try anal tonight," my girlfriend suggested, and I excitedly agreed.

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It is very cheap to have a girlfriend that is fed by the sunlight.

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Don't fall for Clickbait...

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Cockerels become extroverted after humans eat them

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I wrote an apology paper on plagiarism in middle school.

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Read between the lines.

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I signed up for one of those campaigns to save an impoverished child from hunger.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
''I can't believe you bailed on us last night, seriously, when mom tells me I can't play I tell that b*** to shut up,' chad boasted.	3
The new space jam had to change most of the characters appearances because of legal trouble.	3
At 65, I feel very empty.	3
"Babe I wanna try anal tonight," my girlfriend suggested, and I excitedly agreed.	3
It is very cheap to have a girlfriend that is fed by the sunlight.	3
Don't fall for Clickbait...	2
Cockerels become extroverted after humans eat them	2
I wrote an apology paper on plagiarism in middle school.	2
Read between the lines.	2
I signed up for one of those campaigns to save an impoverished child from hunger.	2